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The Fanfictional Spider-Man
Stop me if you've herd this one before.
"A long lost character, which has a connection to the main hero, was sealed away in a secret laboratory for years. Who was put there by a villain who is a result of a tragic past and falls in love with the main hero?"
Pretty much EVERY Fan Fiction/Mary Sue character ever am I right?
Well, that or Shadow the Hedgehog.
It's a worrying sign when the words "MARY SUE ALERT" begin flashing before my eyes when reading Amazing Spider-Man #4 today. With the "long awaited debut" (that's sarcasm btw) of Silk. The vaguely interesting Spider-Sue.
I will say this though. Silk is somewhat unique when compared to "Let's give Thor tits" or making Falcon Captain America, yet in its own way she's almost worse because she barely has any original or redeeming qualities to her.
Her debut ties into Marvel's latest unessacary company wide crossover "Origin Sin" where the idiots of the Marvel Universe try to figure out who murdered the Watcher. The thing that shocked me the most was the fact Uatu the Watcher was still a thing. I figured that was one of those quaint things from the 60's Marvel would like to pretend wasn't around anymore.... Like its Nazi stand ins HYDRA or Galactus.
The killer uses one of the Watcher's severed eyeballs (you know for kids) to reveal all kinds of dark secrets about the Marvel Heroes! Because of this, Spidey discovers the fact Cindy Moon (even her name is Mary Sueish and also sounds like a porn star) was bitten by the same spider he was, as well as Thor learns Image Comics D-Lister Angela is his long lost sister.
Honest question time.
Why is it when a 14 year old girl on DeviantArt writes shit like this we all collectively laugh at it. Yet when Marvel Comics pulls this shit.... IT'S ACTUALLY PRINTED!!!!???
Mind you, I've long suspected Marvel have stopped giving a shit about what they write. Like they're thinking "Oh who cares? The movies bring in dump trucks of cash so we don't have to try anymore!"
It's difficult not to burst into laughter reading this comic. Considering how rushed and forced her debut is. She already has her costume and name in the span of 3 panels. Keep in mind when Spidey debuted in 1962 he had a whole comic about his origin, where he got his costume and the name. Here it's *snaps fingers* TAAADAAAAH!!!
Oh and that costume. Creativity points I suppose, but there is something quite creepy about covering yourself in a sticky residue spiders generate to build traps. Oh thank god Peter isn't Bee-Man or she'd of covered herself in nothing but Honey. You know, now that I think about it, her costume reminds me of something I saw in a Hentai once.... Accidentally I assure you!
What really doesn't help Silk not be considered a Mary Sue is how blatantly obvious Spidey makes her out to be. Comments such as "WOW SHE'S EVERYWHERE! HER SPIDER-SPEED HAS MINE BEAT!!!" or "HER WEB! THE TIP'S BARBED! LIKE A FISHHOOK IN MY BACK! HOW'D SHE DO THAT?" You know, all that's missing was him going "NO WAY!! YOU CAN BECOME A SUPER SAYIAN TOO!!!!"
Yet the thing that's got people talking is the gag-tastic ending to this turd.
Silk, a woman covered in a costume made of webbing, falls instantly in love with Spidey and they make out due their Spider-Senses getting a sudden case of the horn!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib…
Now this may infact lead to nothing, but if this is what will become of Silk then I'm not impressed. Spidey already had a Mary Sue girlfriend in the form of Carlie Cooper. Oh that's right; she's a self insert of Joe Quesada's own daughter. Oh while I'm on the subject of that obese land whale. I love how he made this big deal out of "PETER SHOULDN'T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP!!!!!" when Peter and Mary Jane got divorced..... Oh no wait sorry "By the power of Mephisto, the space time continuum erased it from existence because it's a Fuck You to the Christian God due to it being a prized and holy relationship"
...... Uh huh.
Yet if this any indication then this will be his THIRD girlfriend since splitting from Mary Jane. So which is it Marvel? Do you want him single or with somebody? I'm good either way but please pick one!
This comic is a joke. Poorly written and lazily through in this forgettable fan character who will probably be dead or forgotten in a year.
Oh and as a passing remark. Kamala Kahn made a DOGE reference.
Please don't do that again!
Stop me if you've herd this one before.
"A long lost character, which has a connection to the main hero, was sealed away in a secret laboratory for years. Who was put there by a villain who is a result of a tragic past and falls in love with the main hero?"
Pretty much EVERY Fan Fiction/Mary Sue character ever am I right?
Well, that or Shadow the Hedgehog.
It's a worrying sign when the words "MARY SUE ALERT" begin flashing before my eyes when reading Amazing Spider-Man #4 today. With the "long awaited debut" (that's sarcasm btw) of Silk. The vaguely interesting Spider-Sue.
I will say this though. Silk is somewhat unique when compared to "Let's give Thor tits" or making Falcon Captain America, yet in its own way she's almost worse because she barely has any original or redeeming qualities to her.
Her debut ties into Marvel's latest unessacary company wide crossover "Origin Sin" where the idiots of the Marvel Universe try to figure out who murdered the Watcher. The thing that shocked me the most was the fact Uatu the Watcher was still a thing. I figured that was one of those quaint things from the 60's Marvel would like to pretend wasn't around anymore.... Like its Nazi stand ins HYDRA or Galactus.
The killer uses one of the Watcher's severed eyeballs (you know for kids) to reveal all kinds of dark secrets about the Marvel Heroes! Because of this, Spidey discovers the fact Cindy Moon (even her name is Mary Sueish and also sounds like a porn star) was bitten by the same spider he was, as well as Thor learns Image Comics D-Lister Angela is his long lost sister.
Honest question time.
Why is it when a 14 year old girl on DeviantArt writes shit like this we all collectively laugh at it. Yet when Marvel Comics pulls this shit.... IT'S ACTUALLY PRINTED!!!!???
Mind you, I've long suspected Marvel have stopped giving a shit about what they write. Like they're thinking "Oh who cares? The movies bring in dump trucks of cash so we don't have to try anymore!"
It's difficult not to burst into laughter reading this comic. Considering how rushed and forced her debut is. She already has her costume and name in the span of 3 panels. Keep in mind when Spidey debuted in 1962 he had a whole comic about his origin, where he got his costume and the name. Here it's *snaps fingers* TAAADAAAAH!!!
Oh and that costume. Creativity points I suppose, but there is something quite creepy about covering yourself in a sticky residue spiders generate to build traps. Oh thank god Peter isn't Bee-Man or she'd of covered herself in nothing but Honey. You know, now that I think about it, her costume reminds me of something I saw in a Hentai once.... Accidentally I assure you!
What really doesn't help Silk not be considered a Mary Sue is how blatantly obvious Spidey makes her out to be. Comments such as "WOW SHE'S EVERYWHERE! HER SPIDER-SPEED HAS MINE BEAT!!!" or "HER WEB! THE TIP'S BARBED! LIKE A FISHHOOK IN MY BACK! HOW'D SHE DO THAT?" You know, all that's missing was him going "NO WAY!! YOU CAN BECOME A SUPER SAYIAN TOO!!!!"
Yet the thing that's got people talking is the gag-tastic ending to this turd.
Silk, a woman covered in a costume made of webbing, falls instantly in love with Spidey and they make out due their Spider-Senses getting a sudden case of the horn!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib…
Now this may infact lead to nothing, but if this is what will become of Silk then I'm not impressed. Spidey already had a Mary Sue girlfriend in the form of Carlie Cooper. Oh that's right; she's a self insert of Joe Quesada's own daughter. Oh while I'm on the subject of that obese land whale. I love how he made this big deal out of "PETER SHOULDN'T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP!!!!!" when Peter and Mary Jane got divorced..... Oh no wait sorry "By the power of Mephisto, the space time continuum erased it from existence because it's a Fuck You to the Christian God due to it being a prized and holy relationship"
...... Uh huh.
Yet if this any indication then this will be his THIRD girlfriend since splitting from Mary Jane. So which is it Marvel? Do you want him single or with somebody? I'm good either way but please pick one!
This comic is a joke. Poorly written and lazily through in this forgettable fan character who will probably be dead or forgotten in a year.
Oh and as a passing remark. Kamala Kahn made a DOGE reference.
Please don't do that again!
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Yeah... Wished they'd developed Silk a bit more... But I could buy that her speed was faster than Spidey, Both been bitten by the same spider and would let them have some sort of connection via the spider sense and have some what of a bond. But having her as a straight away love interest is a big miss. That's why she's got her own comic to hopefully develop her a bit... Maybe show that one time with Spidey was with all the emotions and frustrations kicking in along with the precognition of the spider sense thing. I mean... Losing family is rough, so. Someone locked in a cell would knock a few screws loose.