David, David, David.
You never cease to amaze me... sorry wrong word.
You never cease to amuse me!
Now, I gave Tony Blair plenty of stick back in the day. For his bungling nature and having his head so far up Bush's ass he could taste his breakfast! Yet with you I don't know whether to burst into tears or die in a fit of laughter! Cus never have I seen a track record produce this much fail in my life!!
I mean when I read shit like this.metro.co.uk/2013/09/09/david-c…
It's hard to keep a straight face.
Now for those who don't know exactly what the Red box is or are wondering "What's the deal?" then let me explain. This Red box, or ministerial box (To give it it's proper title) is pretty much what the Prime minister keeps all of his important documents in. Mainly stuff involving business decisions, policies for the country or just general "TOP SECRET!!!!!1" stuff. Now that basically makes this little red box VERY important, considering you're the guy running the asylum I like to call "England"
And the fact this trouser stain leaves it on a train unattended is one thing, yet here's a quote from the linked article from a passenger on the train.
‘I carried on walking through the train and two carriages on I saw the PM’s red briefcase on a table all alone. First of all I couldn’t believe that Cameron was on the train unprotected, I just walked past him. ‘I could freely bump into this guy and there was no security or anyone around him. And secondly it was incredible that his briefcase was lying there just like that. ‘I could have quite easily have damaged it or scratched it or run off with it. And above all I couldn’t believe the key was in the lock. ‘It was just sitting there. I could probably have run off with it if I’d wanted to. But instead I took a photo.’
THE KEY WAS STILL IN THE LOCK??!!!
Remember my Slags and Plebs. This is the guy running the UK and he leaves this important briefcase lying around with the keys inside it. That's like going out and leaving all your windows and doors open, with a giant neon sign saying "PLEASE TAKE MY STUFF!!" this man has proven he is a complete moron but this is just the icing on the cake.
Now I know people will say "Oh big deal, people make mistakes or he's having a bad day!!!" and I have to say "No excuses!" to that. This isn't like laughing at Britney Spears or Lady Gaga when they royally fuck up, or cringing at Miley Cyrus and her "twerking" abilities. This is the guy in charge of a country! He's not a sports personality, a musician or a celebrity. He's a politician which makes it all the more tragic!!
Plus keeping in mind his recent bunglings. Involving his "War" against Pornography, which came under fire from many critics. Including Wikipedia.news.techworld.com/personal-te…
Not to mention his recent cock up with Syria, this led to America replacing England with France of all people.www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23…
So things aren't looking so good for you Cameron. But please I beg you...
...Entertain me further you clown