"Covering Both Basis"
Gonna make this simple.
Social Justice Warriors (SJW)
Just shut up. Straight the fuck up just shut up! You offer NOTHING in terms of equality or "changing the world" when all your self righteous bullshit can be best summed up as thus.
"WAAAAA I DON'T LIKE THIS CUS IT DOES NOT CATER TO ME AND MY THIN SKIN FEELINGS, WAAAAAAA!!!!!"
Making mountains out of molehills and creating controversy to make cash! You'll sit there and whine about something like Bioshock being sexist yet I have yet to see one of your mother fuckers comment on how Indian women being raped on a continuous basis is evil and needs to stop!! Yeah because that is NOT important to you!! Why complain or demand something that is really affecting people when you can tell us why Tekken is "evil" when you were too slow in the head to realise this thing called "A MARKET!!!"
Because when I think "patriarchy" or women being mistreated I think this.www.dailymail.co.uk/news/artic…
So yeah, keep screaming about Patriarchy or how men need to "check their privilege!" because God forbid you'll ever admit there actually isn't a problem and you're actually screaming about NOTHING!!!! Well except first world problems.
Because here's a funny thought. Considering you’re able to tweet your stupid shit from your IPhones, from the comfort of your expensive middle class bourgeois apartments kinda says to me you're doing pretty damm well for yourselves. Which reinforces the First World Problems image the more you mongoloids continue talking!!!?? Stop tweeting or "tumblring" this stupid shit and live fucking life!!
"The Lads" (chauvinists)
Where do I even start with you numbskulls?
How about we start by putting down "the pint" for a moment while I drag you kicking and screaming into the year 2013!! Newsflash morons!! WOMEN ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!! Not these self appointed sandwich makers who "dunt no wut offsied means!!" you fat retarded idiots!! While I may give SJWs a hard time I enjoy giving you idiots an even harder time because everything you do manages to piss me off more than any SJW on Earth!!
Yes, I am even willing to tolerate Anita Sarkeesian over people like Andy Gray and Jeremy Clarkson! Also just to mention I have made more rants about Chavs/Lads/Chauvinists than I have about Sarkeesian. I believe it's only been 2 rants all together, correct me if I'm wrong (that commentary vid wasn't really a rant video more of a satirical thing so I don't count that in all honesty)
Here's a wild idea. Stop acting like your in comprehensive school, treat women more than just "sumthin 2 put mah nob in m8!!" and realise there is more to life than beer, FHM and "the precious football match which must NOT be interrupted!!!" because I find it highly insulting that I am expected to wear £200 shirts, be "doun da puhb!" every night and treat women like blow up dolls cus "I'm British!" fuck that shit! You make me ashamed to be British sometimes. You're basically the evolved form of Chavs. While Chavs are funny to poke fun at (hi Daisy) you are just walking cliché’s that I enjoy hating. From pissing in the street to broken english, you mongoloids are why I long for death! You offer nothing to society, you think you're God's gift to women everywhere and honesty believe women belong in "the kitchen!"
Granted that is a "joke" in popular culture which can be played for laughs such as.www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeHUQA…
But when you see it in real life it stops being funny and is ultimately more tragic. Perhaps you could drag your own lazy ass to the kitchen and make your own sandwich yes?
Oh and let's get one thing clear here shall we? If somebody does not happen to live there life 100% exactly like yours it does NOT make them "gaey m8!" because that is honestly the only answer you have to everything isn't it?
"OI EWWW, EWWW DUNT AV A TUU UNDRED POUN SHIRHT, EWWW GAEY M8???"
I guess in some regard, being Gay would be a step up or miles better than a one track minded mongoloid who can't survive without Top Gear, Beer and titties. At least if you were gay you'd have better dress senses and respect women, just saying
So in closing please stop breading, kill yourselves and do it now!!
Oh, look at that? The rant about sexist pigs has more words and is longer than the Feminist rant.... WHO HATES WOMEN NOW MUPPETS???